and now everyone likes garage rock

In lieu of any actual content, here is another list. This one is entitled Things I Call My Dog:

Dog
Evil Dog
Stupidhead
Chutley
Chuffleump
Fuzzbutt
Favourite
Hey, You
Osama Bin Raider
Manky Bob Dotton
Tiffany Wooga Tinky Bum
Tiffany Wiffany Winky Woo The Tiny Dog With Stinky Poo
WHAT ARE YOU DOING GET YOUR FACE OUT OF THERE NO DON'T WIPE IT ON ME OH GOD WHAT IS THIS