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You know what I cannot seem to find in this house?
Coffee.
I mean, I think there's some instant shit hanging around, but to my way of thinking that does not count as coffee. It is some hideous mockery of coffee, put on this earth to taunt us in much the same way as bar chords and bellybutton fluff and those tiny pebbles that get stuck in the soles of your shoes and make scraping sounds as you walk but you cannot seem to get them out of there oh my god.
This is so distressing that I have grown extra eyebrows to express my displeasure:
>>>>>>>>:|
Coffee.
I mean, I think there's some instant shit hanging around, but to my way of thinking that does not count as coffee. It is some hideous mockery of coffee, put on this earth to taunt us in much the same way as bar chords and bellybutton fluff and those tiny pebbles that get stuck in the soles of your shoes and make scraping sounds as you walk but you cannot seem to get them out of there oh my god.
This is so distressing that I have grown extra eyebrows to express my displeasure:
>>>>>>>>:|