two fists of solid rock

Last night I had a dream about trying to go down a waterslide with Toby Ziegler and R2D2.

We queued for ages and wanted to go round twice even though it wasn't allowed. For some reason it was VERY important that we went on the ride twice. Do not dispute the dream logic.

Because we were two clever people and a robot, we hatched a genius plan whereby Rob Lowe - who was not in character, he was very much letting the side down - pretended to sprain his wrist so we'd have to go without him and then come back up disguised as doctors* and, while the attendants were distracted with the threat of being sued, we would all leap back down the waterslide for a triumphant second go.

*how do you disguise a robot as a doctor? With difficulty, it turns out, though it is easier than entering a Dalek in a gymkhana.